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Today the results from a new poll that was run have shown that the Supreme United Global Micronational are now more favorable among the micronational community. The Supreme United Global Micronational is a new organization formed by 10 individual member states, they all claim the world and have founded the organization in an attempt to regulate and co-exist.
The poll was run through the citizens of their micronations, in total, 7.9 billion people were eligible to fill out the survey however the leaders of their micronations filled out all the responses for all of those who did not vote.
The results were shocking, the Grand Unified Micronational only achieved .001% of the vote and the Cupertino Alliance achieved .001% of the vote as well. The Supreme United Global Micronations pulled through and won on a complete landslide achieving a massive 99.997999% of the vote.
James Posman the leader of the new global socialist soviet workers republic who is the chair was interviewed about these shocking results his main statement was "this truly shows how the elitism in the GUM has to lead to its unfavourability. People have finally started to realize we are the best micronational organization with the only innovative ideas. We are destroying the old guard and will now be forming a new guard, the alpha guard."
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